Azrael and his SNAKE

The snake in Azrael’s house has not been caught up until now. i am sure some boring wallowing silent hill-worthy women in the house will rejoice. It’s our 5^th monthsary and we’re not even together. I hate sleeping alone, it’s so sad and lonely. I can’t sleep in my room without azrael because I imagine ghosts even if they don’t exist. Last night, I slept in my mother’s room, with a futon on the floor and it was very cold because of the airconditioner. When I woke up, D_U_L_L was written in the morning. I made lemonade for myself, a chicken sandwich, threw it in my mouth, and walked out of the house. What am I going to do alone later when I arrive? I don’t want to be brushing elbows with my contenders. It would have been better if I had new japanese porn to watch and I’ll just lock myself in my room. SNAKES ARE EVIL! I hate serpents. As what was mentioned in the REVELATIONS, I’ll step on your heads and crush you!

I can’t think straight and im finishing these write ups for books. I want to go home and cry or should I just sleep in the office, but no one does that here. Do we have snake catchers in the country? I don’t think so. My humps! What is Azrael to do with that snake, he’s not Adam or something like that. They called up the police but they can’t do anything about it.